An open letter to Sega.
I strive for language efficiency.
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Manly or not manly?
A conversation leads to turmoil...
At the beginning of the conversation, Mike is complaining to Patrick.
For unmanly acts there is but one punishment, one method of atonement: to bleed the sin from one's body.
Every night I recount to Thor my sins of femininity, and every night I lay prostrate before the stone altar.
Every night I bleed, and my manhood is purified.
This is a story about the dudes' Great Swing Race.
I, boy wonder, came up with this. The rest of the dudes don't understand it, but I know the kids will get it.
Mike and Tim seem to have done something incredibly unmanly and played music and sung. What faggots. Anyway, here is their song. It's about some humming asshole or something. I dunno, I didn't listen to it. Fags.
WE LIVE. THE DUDES LIVE.